chinedu ikedieze Now my wife is doing almost the same things to me

 I did a lot when I was small — pure stubbórnness mixed with vibes. But guess what? Now my wife is doing almost the same things to me 

One day as a kid, I nearly relocated from Earth because of meat! My mum wárned, ‘Nobody should touch that stew’

I waited like a lîon in the bush, tiptoed in, climbed a stool, and cleared two big meats.

To cover my crime, I poured water inside the stew like a professional mixer.

My mum opened the pot and shouted, ‘Who touched my pot?!’

Me: ‘Which pot?’

Her: ‘The pot of your destiny!’

I ran like my short legs were on fire!

Now in marriage, if I hide meat, my wife will still find it. If I say, ‘Don’t touch that pot,’ she’ll just smile — exactly like me back then. Life has humbled me ooo.